WHCA Barack speech (spoiler)

Warning: This is for science perspective of humor. I am interested in the analytics (frequency, type).  Do not arouse any purist emotions about humor.  I get it, She is love.

List of jokes in Barack Obama's speech. Approx 20 mins.
1. Between to two ferns. 
2. self-deprecation. self-burn
3. sheesh. self-burn
4. 47% call Romney. self-burn
5. Could have gone better. self-burn
6. New Slogan Control alt delete. self-burn
7. Healthcare.Gov Movie = Frozen. self-burn
8. Mchale burn
9. CNN coverage burn
10. CNN Searching for table. burn
11. MSNBC hasn't seen an audience this big. burn
12. Fox and Friends BURN
13. Seattle Seahawks player burn
14. Kenyan president. burn
15. Rand Paul 180. burn
16. Let me tell you something about the negro. (Brilliant).
17. Paranoia NSA
18. Koch Shadowy Fox News. burn
19. Fox will miss me and Hilary. burn
20. Marlbro was old SuperPAC.
21.  Sasha invites Bill Clinton to her career day. self-burn
22. Republicans trained to talk to women. burn
23. Eric Cantop just call me. burn
24. Orange is the new Black. burn
25. Cruz signing with the devil. burn
26. Piss of Chris Christie. burn
27. Run for Congress to not get paid
28. What if Healthcare dropped your cholesterol? Clippers tickets. Mitch McConnel a pulse, burn.
29. Game of thrones job chair. self burn
30. Peace Prize given to anyone. self burn.
31. Leader, bear chest, kinda weird.  Photo 
32. Reminder that Job is 
33. Biden Shoe Culprit
34. Naming a School: Rick Perry Raging Socialist
35. Joke doesn’t work without the slide. (joke botched)
36. Fixing tech problems. self burn a bit.
End of jokes

36 punchlines. Nice, strong burns.